Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the CEO of an ogrecompany. He's got tons of paperwork to chew through, meetings with annoying investors, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting. To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bow… Read More

Well, it all started when I was just an average ogre living in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: being tota… Read More

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's hoping of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to slack of… Read More